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Lliliana | 15 | fanwarrior | Multifandom | CA, U.S.A

Dauntless | District 12 | Slytherin
Shadowhunter | Demigod
Unemployed S.H.I.E.L.D Agent

April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.


—Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
April 17th 2014

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
April 17th 2014

carryonmy-assbutt:

royeren:

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

probably the anti-virus companies

I wouldn’t surprised 

April 17th 2014

pagekind:

jaredsbagelbiscuits:

rockgroin:

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Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.

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Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.

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so accurate it hurts

i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO

April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014
April 17th 2014